"Well, in this economy..." blah blah blah. We're all sick of it so, fear not, I'm not going to talk about the economy.
But I am going to talk about the stock market, specifically assets. We've all got them. Some of us are like day traders, enhancing a little of this one day, drawing attention to that another. Others are long term investors in a certain commodity - boobs, butt, belly.
Either way, we ALL have something to attract investors, it's just a matter of how we showcase our assets in a portfolio.
This is not the time for insecurities. Hedging your bets won't pay off in this market. If you think inflation has hit you a bit too hard or you've been the victim of a Ponsey, well think again - we've all got something to bring to the floor when the bell rings each day.
Even if you plan to downsize or restructure, you're worthy of an investor's attention right now. So...
Ding, ding, ding! The NASDAQ of You is officially open. What are you trading? What's your best asset?
Statistically speaking, we ALL have assets that make others want to get a better look at us. Yet I hear endless comments from girls and guys alike that only depreciate their true value. Perhaps if we run a regular assessment, we'll see the good more than the to-be-improved and we'll begin to invest in ourselves.
I think we seriously underappreciate, overlook and downright neglect our better parts. It's too easy to get caught up in the greener grass of others. The girl sitting next to you on the subway has thighs half the size of yours. The size 0 J. Crew model wears the dress you ordered soooo much better. And boys, Michelle Obama's arms make yours look flabtastic.
Looking around, we can find any number of things to deem "better than me". A lifetime assessment of not good enough is about the only thing deserving a bail out these days. And while beauty truly does lie on the inside and your mind, heart and soul say more about your worth than any physical capital, I know the value of self-acceptance. Better yet, self-appreciation. You only get one life people, so let's start focusing on the good stuff. And why not start with ourselves?
I'll start. I've got an abundance of shares in the gam sector. Don't get all judgey on me, my ego isn't an over-sold commodity here. We're throwing egos out with the insecurities. Stats are stats, and the statistical analysis is that my stems close the market. Or so I've been told. But isn't popular opinion a driving force in any market?
Please, give us a glimpse of your portfolio and share your better assets. What do you love the most about yourself?
xx,
Sass
CFO of Self-Esteem, Incorporated
37 Holla Backs:
I like to "innocently" bend way over in front of men to get their reaction.
I like this.
I will share two assets in the interest of inner and outer beauty:
1) I can be pretty damn witty when I've had enough sleep and the moon is in the seventh house.
2) I have hips, and my friend, they do not lie.
P.S. In the words of my freshman college roommate, "Nice getaway sticks."
My biggest asset is my ass.
And by "biggest" I mean "most valued." ;-)
I cook a home-cooked meal every night and bake something with my daughter every Sunday. And I can have a decent start on a beard after one week; which actually sucks because I have to shave more often than I want. Stupid sensitive skin.
Come on over on Friday. I have something for you, if you want it.
-Joshua
I have to say, and I've been told more than once, I do have a great arse.
My easy and authentic laugh. And what's great about having a laugh that men like is that they do what it takes to make me laugh again and again. It's a win-win as far as I'm concerned. My other assets? Well, let's just say "they're real and they're spectacular." - G
I have a great sense of humor and I am a very loving person.
Can I just say how much I enjoyed both Georgina's answer, as well as her Seinfeld reference?
Cause I really did.
Being the financial industry I truly can appreciate this post. I have done a portfolio review and I am truly diversified, if I do say so myself. My winners? My boobies, my legs, my hips and my sparkling personality.
Sadly, my ass needs to be rebalanced, hence yoga and spin classes.
I love that you posted this.
As big as my ego can sometimes be, I sometimes slink into that "will-be-beautiful-once-I..." mindset. You are my bail out.
My portfolio:
1. I'm a good mix of street smart and book smart.
2. My eyes are what get people hooked.
3. I'm a friendly and kind (if you're not a douche).
4. I've been told I'm "the good kind of crazy."
Christina is what we gorillas call "a real woman".
I've been told many things about my assets. My eyes, smile, and my hands.
I don't believe any of it.
I'm tall and my super long legs are in perfect proportion to my upper body, I have no shortage of hip, and I walk like I own the place. On the other side of things, I'm pretty brilliant and witty.
Hubs like my ass...boob could use a little inflation and I love my long eyelashes.
I've been told on occassion (like 3 times last week) that I'm much cuter when I don't open my mouth. Something about snappy wit that some men can't handle....
Liking Sara's quote :)
Interesting idea, this post..
What I like about myself:
-I make friends very easily and generally ENJOY other people
-Bit of a smart arse, not sure thats such a good thing, but I for one enjoy it
-Physically, eyes and ass.
Oh yes and I'd like to add to all you men out there based on photographic evidence of our Sass, take it from me her assets are sky-high - this girl is a fox of the highest order.
As you were... :)
I'd have to say my bosom and my long legs. I'd like to diversify my belly to a few other places.
Great post! Id have to say my "rack" although I am still surprised everytime someone tells me its amazing. Ive always thought it was average. OH! And I cook some mean sloppy enchiladas :)
Not to toot my own horn (which is not my best feature) but I have a fantastic smile. I like to keep my head low and when people are alllll most up to me, I will flip my head up and smile with my eyes. I literally have had men slip and fall when I do it.
:)
I have a great smile - lips and teeth. I have big DSLs, and beautiful pearly whites (Dad's a dentist! Free dental and bleaching!)
I also have really nice boobs. I love this post - I feel all happy and beautiful. Time for pizza - did I mention I have a belly? Not one of my favorite parts, but it's okay - we like to eat and drink.
I've got nothing.
I bring to the table the kind of lips that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. :)
Women only like me for my wit. ;)
I have great eyes, a great sense of humor, and great breasts...and I'm not afraid to say it, either!
Fantastic post!!! You're right...we are more likely to sell ourselves short. We shouldn't. Ever. :-)
Ward says I have nice pins and likes when I walk into a room pointing at him. Careful! You're going to poke my eye out June! (not with my fingers)
My new rack baby and I have a great hair! :)
I have perfect breasts and throw a killer party.
I also have a knack for picking out the most perfect shelter dogs. 2 for 2.
I've been trying to narrow down my awesomeness to just a couple things. This is really hard.
I'm settling on: I have a kick ass smile that I am still paying for, so technically my dentist still owns it, and I am hilariously funny. Probably like the funniest person that has ever lived. Also, I'm very humble.
Awesome post, I love it! Plus I loved reading all the comments, goddamnit.
Um I'd like to think of myself being pretty good looking but I have a feeling that my material possessions tend to be the most showy assets.
Hmmm...my biggest asset...
I'd have to say I have a 'presence' about me. When I walk into a room, people notice. I don't really know if that's an asset or not. It might be because they are thinking 'what an ugly bitch', but I'd prefer to tell myself that they are thinking 'wow, who's that?' instead. ;)
Love this post! Hmmm. I'm having a think. OK. I have long dark eyelashes and big green eyes, that people comment on. I think I also have good cleavage (men stare at it, so I'm assuming that's a positive). My legs, sadly, don't really do me proud. But apparently my butt is a ok. Happy Saturday Sharefest. It's great to have found your blog. Sending smiles.
In my view, it is what it is, whether it's the Stock Market or the way I look when I show up to school each day. I'm in the Jeans & Sweatshirts crowd, and have to tell you...no envy nor self-esteem problems over here! SITS sent me by, and I'm glad they did...Happy Saturday Sharefest!
Stick a Fork in Me...I'm Done!
What a great post! I took a better look at myself two years ago and made some changes that have helped me stand taller.
Happy Saturday Sharefest!
Boobage here. Take stock now, while rates are low.
I love this post. So, so true, and I think I'll bookmark it on my phone to re-read whenever I get intimidated by my perfect sister-in-law next week.
I like that I'm funny and smart and kinda skinny.
And I meant to thank you ever-so-much for stopping by my blog.
You make my heart super happy.
(Note: I don't talk this way, I'm quoting something my son watched on Noggin).
First, I would just like to tell you that I've been reading all your posts as usual but have been unable to comment. Certain blogs won't load on my work computer and yours is one of them. I'm finally getting around to reading at home...hence, the comment.
Now...right you are. I never was good at choosing one asset to like more than others, but if I must I'll say boobs. My boobs are awesome.
This might be my favorite post of yours.
I have a sweet ass. It's true. It doesn't matter how much I weigh either. It's sweet when I'm thin and it's sweet when I'm not.
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