Please, good readers, brace yourself. While parts 1 through 3 of the Scary Shit series have not, in any way, actually been "scary", part 4 will chill you to your soul.
People do twisted things. Good intentions morph into demented doings and evil seeps into the simplest of settings.
So let me set the scene. Lazy day on the sofa, friend next to me peeping at the computer screen as I search for furniture on Craig's list. With each inch of screen I scrolled down, she'd say "Oh! Look at the wagon wheels!" or "Antique bluestone rolling pin, click it!" or "Assorted used underpinnings... gross!" Each time, I'd indulge her and click the link and we'd break into giggles.
Oh, wait, this was supposed to be scary. Umm, we'd break into evil, scary giggles that is...
So when she said "Old baby doll for $10 - look at that, look at that!" I did as told. And then the horror began!!!
WHAT
THE
FUCK?!?!?!?
Now, what happened here?
What demented child tore this freaky bitch limb from limb? Or have we, perhaps, unearthed Chucky and once someone slaps down 10 bucks and begins the reassembly, will it's evil eyes flap open and the words "friends to the end" be uttered?
My assessment: People are perverts and dolls are scary, but when the two get together, pictures like these result.
But since when did that qualify as marketable?
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OMG! I'm gonna have nightmares! WTF is putting it mildly! Oh and My mom's old sofa in Part 2 would bury those! Wish I could find a picture. Puke-tastic I tell you! Stopping by from SITS! Glad to meet a fellow potty-mouth (nice to know I'm not alone...I just don't do it on my blog...dammit!) Oh and publish that book! Easier than you think and it is the best feeling in the world :)
Dolls in general creep me out.
This doll made me have to go change my shorts.
It looks like they tried to kill it. It probably won't stop reciting the satanic verses to them until they pass it on.
Oh, that IS scary. But I'm always scared of dolls. Never had them as a child, don't like them now.
This is bad Sass. Real bad. And scary shit for sure.
That is creepy as hell.
Not useful or appealing to want to purchase.
Unless of course you're looking for freaky dismembered doll bits, then hey, score.
Me? I think I'll pass. *runs away and hides*
That doll will put a spell on you if you buy it. Stay away from it at any price. if you dug up the yard of the person who owns it now you'd find the body pats of dolls that were dismembered over the last 20 years. The serial doll killeer is still out there.
Secretia
They use dolls like that to smuggle illegal nightmares into this world.
That really is some scary shit...
Seriously effin freaky! Gawwwd
I intentionally made a doll look like this for my Halloween party last year... I wondered what happened to it.
Very bizarre!
Okay, that makes me itchy...
Err...There was a doll in the trashcan across the road sometime back that looked like it's brother(or sister...gender doesn't matter much in dolls)
Chucky.
*shudder*
Does that person seriously think someone's gonna buy that?
Maybe for a zombie movie or something.
I just transmitted The Creep disease.
Go Buy It! I really want to know the story behind it...but take a gun with you just in case!
It's like Sid's freaky spider doll from Toy Story.... *shudder*
ummmmm, this could cause bad dreams for months! holy crap!
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